Paradise Misplaced

Room Rules and Mission

ROOM MISSION

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to chat without annoying other chatters. This mission will self-detonate in 10 seconds. Good luck, Jim.

ROOM RULES

Mic time: 3 minutes.

Otherwise, please try not to be too much of an ass, and remember the brighter side of your humanity

Topics:

Please keep Ukraine topics and Trump topics to a bare minimum. Otherwise, anything is fair game -- anything reasonable, that is. If you don't know what reasonable means, maybe you don't belong in this room.

Prohibited Speech:

Green bananas.

Cardboard boxes smaller than a Buick.

Tentacles disconnected from marine fauna.

George Washington's dentures, wooden or otherwise.

Explicit sex I'm not having.

Prohibited Actions:

Jumping jacks.

Obama phone pranks.

Riding a unicycle backwards and then filming it in reverse.

Sighing deeply when you have not earned it.

Looking up at the stars whilst underwater.

Poking me in the chest with a pencil if I'm wearing a mustard yellow sweater.

Punishments

40 lashes with a dry noodle, preferably some kind of convoluted pasta.